Wanderings, meanderings, traipses, twists and turns, the aimless and nomadic, the errant and fancy-free, the migratory, moving and rootless ramblings of a perambulatory, peripatetic and very wayward duck, far too big for her own pond.
”Also, any man who pays for two beers with a card should be forced to drink his beer through a straw coated in glitter with a giant photo of Justin Bieber attached
Signature ‘hired goon’ adds to the discussion on cash vs cards at the bar