Bad Gift Wrapping Service™
Low quality guaranteed
Add on service available for all products. We will personally select inappropriate wrapping paper and with a blatant disregard for neatness wrap each gift for you. Please note that excessive sticky tape will be used and that not all of the product may be covered.
Oh - and before you ask - there is no choice of paper and we will not wrap it properly.
Click here to view an example we threw together
Yes, this is from a real website, the wonderful mosqueclock.com